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September 5, 2008

Tropic Thunder

Hi!

Yesterday I watched a movie called "Tropic Thunder", I was’nt expecting that the characters on this movie would be so big, I just watched it online so I havent notice the cast of the movie. So, when it began I was thrilled to watch it, FYI the casts are Ben stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey jr. and Matthew McConaughey.

 

Anyway here’s Synopsis of the movie. If you want to watch online here’s a link watch-movies.net

A commercial depicts rapper Alpa Chino (Brandon T. Jackson) promoting his two brands: the "Booty Sweat" energy drink and "Bust-A-Nut" candy bar, while performing his hit song, "I Love Tha’ Pussy". The first trailer shows action star Tugg Speedman’s (Ben Stiller) latest film, ‘Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown’, a film so repetitive of it’s five predecessors that even the trailer narrator sounds shaky about it. Another trailer features funnyman Jeff "Fatty" Portnoy (Jack Black), playing the entirety of "America’s favorite obese family" in the highly flautlent ‘The Fatties: Fart 2′. The final trailer, entitled ‘Satan’s Alley’, features Australian "five-time Oscar winner" Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.) and Tobey Maguire (as himself) as two monks who begin an empassioned affair.

We are taken, via the narration of John "Four Leaf" Tayback (Nick Nolte), into a gruesome battle of the Vietnam War. This is actually a scene from ‘Tropic Thunder’, a big budget adaptation of Tayback’s wartime memoir. Starring as the central platoon are Speedman, Lazarus, Chino and Portnoy, as well as young character actor Kevin Sandusky (Jay Baruchel). To play his character, Sgt. Osiris, an African American, Lazarus has dyed his skin dark and refuses to break character from Osiris. A take of Osiris crying over Tayback’s (played by Speedman) blown-off hands is ruined when Speedman is unable to cry and Lazarus dribbles uncontrollably into Speedman’s face. This causes great frustration for the film’s director, Damien Cockburn (Steve Coogan). The chaos is further exacerbated when the film’s pyrotechnics expert, Cody (Danny R. McBride), mistakes Cockburn’s conniptions for a go to set off several expensive explosions.

We learn, via Access Hollywood, that Speedman’s career has been on a downward spiral. In an attempt at Oscar-bait, Speedman had played the "retard" title character in the flop, ‘Simple Jack’, apparently considered one of the worst films of all time. Much to the horror of Speedman’s agent, Rick "Pecker" Peck (Matthew McConaughey), Speedman doesn’t even have TiVO on location. Elsewhere, Cockburn is berated in a meeting, via satellite TV, by studio head, Les Grossman (Tom Cruise). With filming a month behind schedule only five days into shooting, the media has dubbed the production "the most expensive war movie never made". Cockburn tries to explain that the primadonna stars are what’s dragging the production down, but Grossman is not sympathetic. Later, the real "Four-Leaf" Tayback, takes Cockburn aside and suggests that he drop the actors in a real jungle and use Cody’s explosive to inspire real fear in them. Cockburn enthusiastically agrees.

Speedman, Lazarus, Chino, Portnoy and Sandusky are dropped off with Cockburn in the middle of the jungle who sternly explains that he’s going to use hidden cameras ("guerrilla-style") to capture real fear as they survive the real jungle. The actors are only given a map and a scene listing to guide them to the helicopter waiting at the end of the jungle. Just as he walks away, Cockburn is blown to pieces by an old landmine. The actors, with the exception of Lazarus, are convinced that this is some of Cockburn’s special effects trickery. Unbeknownst to the actors, they were dropped in the middle of the Golden Triangle, the home of the heroin-producing Flaming Dragon gang. The Dragons believe the actors to be DEA agents and are put off to see Speedman, trying to convince the others that Cockburn’s death is a trick, doing a gruesome display with Cockburn’s severed head. Believing the Dragons to be actors playing Vietcong, the actors engage them in a gunfight (though the actors only have blank rounds). Tayback and Cody, waiting on a nearby ridge and unaware of the real dangers below, blow a large explosive that causes the Dragons to retreat. After the "fight scene", the actors continue into the jungle to continue the "shoot". Tayback and Cody attempt to locate the now-deceased director. As the two argue and struggle (it is revealed that Tayback still has hands), they are surrounded and captured by the Dragons.

The actors continue their rigorous trek through the jungle. It is revealed that Portnoy is a heroin addict, a drug which he disguises from the others as candy. One night, a bat swoops down and steals Portnoy’s heroin. Speedman and Lazarus clash as Speedman insists on holding the map and continuing to do scenes. Lazarus berates Speedman for his acting in ‘Simple Jack’. Meanwhile, Chino grows angry at Lazarus for continuing to offensively "act black" as he stays in character. After Lazarus steals the map from Speedman, Sandusky (the only one with boot camp training) reveals by looking at the map that Speedman has been leading them the wrong way the whole time. The group splits from Speedman, who insists on continuing on his way. In captivity, Tayback reveals to Cody that he has never left the U.S. before, and originally wrote the book as a tribute.

Speedman’s sanity seems to be slipping as he continues to act scenes from the film and even, much to his own distress, kills a Giant Panda one night. Speedman is soon captured by the Dragons and taken back to their camp. When he is tormented by the gang’s prepubescent leader, Speedman stutters and is soon recognized as the star of ‘Simple Jack’. This turns out to be the only film the Dragons have seen and they are in awe. The force Speedman to perform the film many times a day. Speedman even gets a young hanger-on, a "son" of sorts. The Dragons call Peck, Speedman’s agent, and explain that they are holding Speedman ransom. Peck brings this to Les Grossman, who rabidly curses at the Dragon on the other end of the line. He later tells Peck that they can benefit more by collecting the insurance claim on Speedman’s death, offering the torn agent a share of the profits.

Meanwhile, among the actors, tension grows between Lazarus and Chino. Portnoy has begun to hallucinate due to his withdrawal, and has to be tied to a water buffalo and then, at his own insistance, a concrete column. Soon, Portnoy is pleading with others to untie him. During a conversation about women "back home", Sandusky expresses envy of Lazarus having dated Jennifer Love Hewitt. In the course of the conversation, Chino is revealed to be a closet homosexual (he is in love with someone named "Lance"). They soon stumble upon the Flaming Dragon’s heroin factory. After seeing Speedman being tortured, they plan an ambush based on the film’s plot line.

Lazarus impersonates a farmer who has caught Portnoy (again tied to his water buffalo) in his farm, distracting the armed guards as Chino and Sandusky sneak into the building the captives are held in. After the gang notices inconsistencies in Lazarus’ story, the actors open fire on the gang, temporarily subduing them despite being armed with only special effects blanks. Portnoy kidnaps the gang’s child leader from the fray in order to be led to the drugs. After barely defeating the young crime lord in combat, he finds an enormous mound of heroin; however, reflecting upon his failing low-brow movie career, he rejects the heroin and uses it instead to knock out two guards. Tayback and Cody join the fighting, using Cody’s flamethrower and explosives against the Dragons.

However, Portnoy, Chino, and Lazarus find Speedman brainwashed. After he’s performing to an approving crowd several times a day, he now believes he is home. Before they can snap him out of it, Lazarus breaks down, revealing his similar inner-struggle with his own identity. With Chino and Sandusky’s help, Lazarus drops the Sgt. Osiris character, in both make-up and accent, and becomes his Australian self. However, even Sandusky’s inspiring words cannot break Speedman’s trance and they have to drag him away as they attempt to escape in Cody and Tayback’s recaptured helicopter. The Dragons quickly rejoin, chasing the actors across a bridge which is rigged to detonate by Cody. Speedman asks to remain behind with his "family", but quickly returns with his "son" stabbing him in the neck and the murderous Dragons in pursuit. Tayback detonates the bridge just in time for Speedman to get across. Lazarus goes to rescue Speedman from the rubble. They swear each other’s friendship and Speedman is finally able to cry. However, just as they get in with the others to the helicopter, the prepubescent Dragon leader appears with a rocket launcher. As he shoots at the helicopter, Speedman’s agent "Pecker" inexpicably appears with Speedman’s TiVO and deflects the rocket with it.

A documentary of the botched production is made from the hidden camera footage, and results in a multiple Academy Award-winning blockbuster film. The film breaks Speedman’s streak of flops and he wins the award for Best Actor, presented by his friend Lazarus. Along with Portnoy, Sandusky is present with Jennifer Love Hewitt on his arm and Chino is present with Lance Bass (the "Lance" of earlier) on his arm. Len Grossman does a hip-hop dance in celebration of the hit.

September 4, 2008

iPhone

All in 1 Gadget.

Introducing iPhone 3G. With fast 3G wireless technology, GPS mapping, support for enterprise features like Microsoft Exchange, and the new App Store, iPhone 3G puts even more features at your fingertips. And like the original iPhone, it combines three products in one — a revolutionary phone, a widescreen iPod, and a breakthrough Internet device with rich HTML email and a desktop-class web browser. iPhone 3G. It redefines what a mobile phone can do — again.

Phone

Make a call by tapping a name or send a text with the intelligent keyboard.

iPod

Enjoy music and video on a widescreen display and shop for music with a tap.

Internet

Browse the web, get HTML email, and find yourself with GPS maps

3G Speed

Surf the web and download email over fast 3G cellular networks.

Maps with GPS

Find your location, get directions, and track progress along your route.

App Store

Browse games and applications, then download and install them directly onto your iPhone. 

iPhone in Enterprise

Get push email, calendar, and contacts with Microsoft Exchange ActiveSync.
 
Grab one now!

September 2, 2008

Answers to our C sharp Exam

Filed under: Entertainment

1. Based on your experience with C# programming, what is the major and prominent difference between the two types of application, windows application and console application?

2. Console.WriteLine(“Hello World”);
In the above code, Console is what?
Multiple Answer 2            
-Namespace            -Class            Method            None of the above

3. A static field or method can be accessed using the instance of a class that it belongs to.
True/False 2            
-True            False

4. Static fields work the same way as instance fields because they are automatically initialized with default values from their type.
True/False 2            
True            -False

5.   What modifier of a method indicates that the method of the derived class overrides the method of the base class?
Fill in the Blank 3
override

6. An access modifier that indicates that only the containing type or derived types can access the member
Fill in the Blank 3
protected

7. An implicit variable set by the set accessor of a property.
Fill in the Blank 3
value

8. Two methods are said to be ________________ if they have the same name but with different parameter list.
Fill in the Blank 3
overloaded

9. This is an operator you used to allocate memory for an instance of a class.
Multiple Choice 2            
-new            delete            malloc            alloc

10. Is it possible for a constructor to call another constructor in the same class?
True/False 2            
-Yes            No

11. C# supports _________________inheritance.
Multiple Choice 2            
-Single            Multiple            All of the above

12. Choose all that applies to a derived class.
Multiple Answer 6            
-Can add new fields            
-Inherits fields and methods defined in its base class            
-Can add new methods            
None of the above

13. What keyword is used to specify that a property or method is overrideable?
Fill in the Blank 3
virtual

14. This represents a subset of the entire database, cached on your machine without a continuous connection to the database.
Fill in the Blank 3
data set

15. ______________________ object allows you to send a command (typically a SQL statement or a stored procedure) to the database.
Fill in the Blank 3
DBCommand

16. What SqlCommand method executes command but does not return any output?
Multiple Choice 2            
-ExecuteNonQuery()            ExecuteReader()            ExecuteScalar()            ExecuteXmlReader()

17. What SqlCommand property allows you to add parameters to the value of your CommandText?
Fill in the Blank 3
commandtext

August 29, 2008

The Horse and the Fox a Short Story

Filed under: Entertainment


The Horse and the Fox

            Long time ago, a farmer lived in a distant place with a near by stable, who had a horse that had been serving him faithfully; but the horse was now grown too old to work. So would give him nothing more to eat, and said,” I don’t need you anymore, so take you self out of my stable, I shall not take you back until you are as strong as a lion. Then the horse took off.

            The poor horse was very sad, and wandered in the woods, seeking for shelter and some food. At that moment a fox met him:” what’s the matter my friend? He said: “Why do you hang you head down and look so lonely?” The horse replied: “my master has abandoned me, he doesn’t need me no more, because I can no longer work for him, unless I can be as strong as a lion, how can I do that?

            However, the fox cheered him up and told him that he will help him. He told the horse to lie down and pretend to be dead. The horse did as he was told and the fox went straight to the lion who lives in a cave close by and said to him, “ I saw a dead horse; follow me and you will make an excellent meal.” The lion was delighted, he immediately followed the fox; and they came to the horse, fox said:” you will not be able to eat him comfortably here. The fox said: “I’ll tell you what, I will tie you to his tail so that you can drag him to your den, and eat him.

            What the fox told pleased the lion, so he let the fox tie him to the horse. But the fox tied the lion’s legs together. When the work was done the fox signaled the horse: “ YEP YEP!” Then the horse dashed, dragging the lion behind him. The lion was very angry and begun to roar, but the horse didn’t mind it, he just continue to run the his master‘s house.

            He was able to drag the lion to his master’s house and said to his master: “Here he is master, the lion himself”. When the master saw his old servant he was delighted and said:” You shall stay in this stable and be well taken care of.” And so the poor old horse had plenty to eat and lived till he died.

August 26, 2008

Animate you Face

Hi everyone!

Just visited a website, actually my friends told me to visit this site. So, this website allows you to create you own avatar that would allow you to make a replica of yourself or just make an animated face. Its really fun, I advise everyone to checkout the site and make your own avatar. ENJOY!

http://www.faceyourmanga.com

By the way, this is what I’ve created and I also place a picture of mine. So, what do you think? Do they have some resemblance? The animated face has this stiff lips and at my picture I smiled, I think this part of my face didn’t match.

 

April 10, 2008

Zombie Computers

Filed under: Business, Technology

SAN FRANCISCO — Gangs of thousands of zombie home computers grinding out spam, committing fraud and overpowering websites are the most vexing net threat today, according to law enforcement and security professionals.

Today’s botnet herders have hundreds of thousands of computers at their command and use technically sophisticated ways to hide their headquarters, making it easy for them to make millions from spam and credit card theft. They can also be used to direct floods of fake traffic at a targeted website in order to bring down a rival, extract protection money or less frequently, used to make a political point in the case of attacks on Estonia and the Church of Scientology.

Security pros and government officials are now describing the latter attacks, known as Distributed Denial of Service attacks, as serious threats to national security — turning  packet floods against public websites into the latest face of "cyberwar" hysteria.

Hence, the appearance Tuesday of a panel discussion at the RSA 2008 security conference entitled "Protecting the Homeland: Winning the Botnet Battle," which was marked by a mix of resignation, indignation and post-9/11 rhetoric.

Ronald Teixeira, the executive director of the non-profit National Cyber Security Alliance and the panel’s moderator, began the discussion by describing botnets as "one of the largest threats we face on the internet today, and they can be used to attack critical infrastructure."

The Department of Homeland Security’s representative Jordana Siegel, who works on public awareness at the National Cyber Security Division, echoed the line that botnets were a imminent threat to the nation’s security.

Citing the attacks on Estonia last year by Russian nationalist hackers, Siegel said botnets can "disrupt an internet-reliant society," saying that the temporary takedown of Estonian newspaper and government websites "nearly crippled the country’s cyber infrastructure." Earlier in the day, Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff leaned on Estonia as evidence of the need for a federal government "Manhattan Project" for computer security.

Siegel said the DHS is working at fighting the problem, citing the annual October National Cyber Security Awareness month, which she said helped Americans learn that "all users need to practice safe online behavior."

McAfee’s Joe Telafici, a vice president in their security lab, lamented the ease with which botnet herders can abuse domain registration services and the low cost of e-mail, which make the economics of online crime very attractive.

"We are seeing a model that is so economically viable that trying to tell the kids it is a bad thing to do is bound to fail," Telafici said, suggesting that botnet herders outnumber the 15,000 or so attendees at RSA. "Even if you don’t have a computer, you are paying money to someone for the cost of dealing with the security ramifications."

FBI agent Matthew Fine cited two recent takedowns of U.S.-based botnets, operations dubbed Bot Roast, as an example of how the FBI is dealing with botnets. Fine declined to speculate, however, on whether the arrests actually put a dent in overall online criminality.

"I get paid to put bad guys in jail," the flat-topped Fine said, but he noted that as soon as one botnet herder was prosecuted another takes his place. 

"It is a boulder coming down the hill and I am trying to keep it from getting to the bottom," Fine said.

Fine hopes Congress will step in with tougher criminal penalties for botnet runners, but noted that judges were now handing out substantial sentences of four to five years in cases brought to them by the feds.

Ira Winkler, a security consultant known for his outspoken ways, countered that this was all just caterwauling and that if the country thought that botnets were a real problem, ISPs and individual users would be held responsible for zombie machines.

"The problem is no one is doing anything," Winkler said, proposing that users be fined or blocked if their computer is infected.

"Guess what? If your system has a bot on it, you don’t get on the internet," Winkler said, summarizing his proposal.

"We need to hold people responsible when they present an imminent threat to other people," Winkler said to wide applause from the audience. He contrasted the lack of computer regulation to laws preventing unsafe cars from taking the road.

Sparing no target, Winkler went on to ridicule DHS’s awareness efforts as useless, and argued that the highest levels of government don’t care about computer crime, citing the ability of a Russian cyber-criminal group known as the Russian Business Network to remain free.

"When they start putting the RBN in jail, then I will be impressed," Winkler said, noting that would require the feds to put pressure on the Russian government to stop protecting the gang — not an easy task.

Still, Winkler argues, that’s doable with political will.

"When the U.S. government wants to get things done, they know how to put people in jail."

So what really is the threat to the so-called Homeland from zombie computer armies?

When asked by Threat Level, the panel came to a split decision.

"Terrorism with botnets is overrated," McAfee’s Telafici said. "But if you are looking at the economic burden of botnets, we could probably do without it."

Winkler suggests that botnets could be used in tactical small attacks, including, perhaps, inflicting minor power outages.

DHS’s Siegel defended the use of overheated rhetoric, saying that temporarily unavailable government or financial websites would erode public confidence.

Missing from the panel discussion was any in depth talk about real solutions.

For instance, ISPs can easily learn or be told which of their customers has an infected computer, but due to the customer support costs of cutting off a zombified user — angry phone calls, confusion — they tend to do little.

Also not talked about are changes in internet governance that punish known domain sellers and ISPs that favored by online criminals for their lax policies.

March 30, 2008

Bag that won’t Forget

Filed under: Technology

Forgetting essential items at home, like your wallet or cell phone, may soon be a thing of the past, thanks to six women attending the School of Interactive Arts and Technology at Simon Fraser University in Canada. These students have developed a purse called the LadyBag that keeps track of its contents using RFID sensors.

The RFID sensors are small enough affix to anything you don’t want to leave behind, which the ladies assume would include your wallet, keys, and cell phone. If one of the tagged items is missing from the bag, a small icon that represents the missing object lights up on the outside of the purse to alert you before you walk out the door.

Another function of the LadyBag is its ability to display its owner’s emotional state, based on physical interaction with the bag. The bag has sensors throughout, so if its carrier wants to show the world she’s happy, she can hug the sides of the bag to produce a smiling emoticon. Fiddling with the zipper produces a nervous emoticon.

The LadyBag’s fun, young women creators created it with fun, young women in mind. So it’s perfect for those who wish to express themselves or just need a little help keeping track of their gear. I doubt it will be in stores anytime soon, since this bag is still in prototype form. But the ladies are working on making it available to all someday.

March 29, 2008

$10,000 on the mail box

Filed under: Entertainment

Happened at Tokyo - An unemployed man in Japan had an unexpected windfall in his mailbox when he found one million yen (10,000 dollars) in cash from an anonymous benefactor, police said Friday.

The 61-year-old man discovered the wad of cash last week along with a slip of paper with the message, "Please make use of this in your everyday life," written with a black ballpoint pen.

But instead of following the advice, the jobless man in the ancient capital of Nara in western Japan turned over the gift to police.

The sender has until June 27 to claim the money or the unemployed man will get it.

Along with the letter, the envelope contained a partial photocopy of a map of nearby Osaka without any address marked or further explanation.

"He has absolutely no clue who it is," a police official said.

Japan has seen a string of cases in which large sums of cash have been left anonymously in people’s mailboxes or public restrooms.

The largest single drop-off so far was in the city of Kyoto last year, astonishing a 67-year-old woman who found an envelope containing 10 million yen of stacked bills in her mailbox.

March 26, 2008

The power of gaming

Filed under: Entertainment

When little Victoria Marie Figueroa grows up and asks her parents how they met, she might be shocked to find out they were shooting at each other.

Luckily, they were using the virtual bullets of Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Lockdown, according to a recent blog post on Xbox.com. That’s where Stacy and Mike first got to know one another, first as enemies, then as nightly teammates. Eventually they’d move their budding romance from the virtual battlefields of the game to the often scarier battlefield of the real-world dating scene, cultivating a relationship that would come to produce their very own pint-sized gaming baby.

"Funny thing is, we hated each other at first, but somehow ended up falling in love, said Stacy. "I was from Georgia and he was from the Bronx. On a leap of faith we met, and we have been together ever since. If it wasn’t for Xbox LIVE, our paths would have never crossed."

Born September 27, 2007, Victoria isn’t technically the first baby attributed to Microsoft online gaming service. That honor goes to Noah James Osmer Pitts, who was born in January of 2005. Incidentally, Noah’s parents met while playing Ghost Recon: Island Thunder - another Tom Clancy game.

March 20, 2008

Be on the game

Have you Image your self being on a Swat team, Anti-Terrorism unit? Well, wait no more!

In the new rainbow Six Vegas 2 game, you can actually put your face on your character, its like being on the real action and whats cool is that you can actually pimp your self, like putting a hat on, adding a charcoal or something on your face. Isn’t it cool?! Im looking forward on the next games who’ll be also doing this kind of stuff. So gamers, better update your selves!

Here’s a screenshot

rainbow six

And here are 5 reasons why you should bought this game

1. Face the Action

Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 ditches the previous game’s lead in favor of a new star: you. No matter what platform you’re playing on, you can snap pictures of your face and import them into the game, which will generate a 3D model of your noggin and drop you straight into the action. If you harbor secret fantasies of joining an elite counter-terrorism unit — and let’s face it, who doesn’t — it’s the perfect way to explore them without all that tedious training.

2. Co-op Flies the Coop

Were you frustrated when Rainbow Six: Vegas’s co-operative multiplayer mode left you without cut-scenes, mission briefings and other important plot content? Yeah, us too. Luckily, Vegas 2’s co-op campaign is just as good as it is on your own, complete with all the meat. If you’re the type to jump straight into a co-op campaign and skip the single-player altogether, it’ll be right up your alley.

3. Viva Las Vegas!

We know it, you know it, and obviously the Rainbow Six team knows it, too: Vegas is the perfect setting for a first-person shooter, and doubly so when it’s one as realistic as the Tom Clancy series. Vegas 2 promises to take its players further into the seedy side of the city, and if you’ve ever watched CSI, The Godfather, or just about any other Vegas movie ever, you’ll know there’s plenty of trouble to get into just off the Strip.

4. What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

Vegas 2 is best described as "part sequel, part prequel." It takes place before, during and after the events depicted in the first Vegas game, so you’ll get extra insight into the game’s tale of Mexican shenanagins, double-crossing teammates, and strippers. Except the strippers - we made those up. You’ll have to play the game yourself to find out how it all turns out, but one nugget of information is already unclassified: this is the team’s final Vegas jaunt, so don’t expect any cliffhanger endings.

5. Aces! A New Character Upgrade System!

Although you still gain experience points and rank up in the classic fashion, Vegas 2 introduces a new way to develop your character. Wax a tango with a carefully-applied shotgun blast to the face from two feet away and you’ll receive Close-Quarters Battle points to spend on new up-close-and-personal kit. Drop one from range with a sniper rifle, and you’ll earn Marksmanship rewards. Finally - and this is our personal favorite - take out multiple bad guys at once and you’ll gain new Assault toys.






















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